Roommates - I think they suck.
Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks.
Roommates - I think they're lame.
Roommates - They're all the same.

They stay up all night, they eat your food.
They destroy everything in sight, i come unglued.
I think you suck, what's wrong with you?
You're such a dumbfuck, what can i do?

Roommates - They're a bunch of slobs.
Roommates - Can't get a job.
Roommates - They're always there.
Roommates - I just don't care.

They sit at home all day, they wreck the place.
Can't pay the rent, i can't stand your face.
Nothing's left to say, get off my case.
Get out of my way, i can't stand this place.

Everywhere i go, they're all the same.
Everyone i meet, they're fucking lame.
Roommates!