Yoko Ono more Sonny Bono
They had a love child
And they said oh no, oh no
They had a mission
They had ambition
They had no talent
But they were on television

He's the guy hanging on Madonna's skirt
She's the girl grabbing on
To Jack White's purse
They wanna be, celebrities

Nancy Spungen, she was a hero
Just like Courtney, who was a zero
They married rock stars, turned into junkies
They own the albums, they got the money

He's the guy hanging on Madonna's skirt
She's the girl grabbing on
To Jack White's purse
They wanna be, celebrities

He's the guy holding hands with Beyonce
She's the ho right behind P.Diddy's game
They wanna be, celebrities

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker

Sharon Arden married Ozzy
She ran the business, she was bossy
They got a sitcom, it topped the ratings
She did a talk show
But it was so freaking
Boring it got cancelled

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker